FIRST EVER GOWN GAME - FREE
- You are Ian 'Champion of Democracy' Paisley in the ongoing battle against a devolved government.
- Avoid the fenian forces of Gerry and his Shamrocks of Death.
- Earn extra lives by destroying the waves of rebel fighters.
- There can only be one winner. NO SURRENDER!**
* Note, this is not guaranteed.
** Unless of course you're offered a fat salary and a ministerial car
To play 'Stormont Invaders':
- Direction button left..........move left
- Direction button right........move right
- Space Bar........................shoot
- Earn 5000 points and get an extra 'Orangeman life'
-'They haven't gone away ya know'; every time you clear a screen Gerry comes back faster and spewing more shamrocks than ever.
- Paisley's weapon - the 'Hun-Gun' - fires multiple bursts of 'NO SURRENDER!!!' in an effort to prevent Gerry's Stormont entry. If this happens opposition melts and there may be the possibility of political progress.
YOU MUST NOT LET THAT HAPPEN - THE FUTURE IS YOUR HANDS!!!